Sunday, September 8, 2013

Newton

2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat
ho gayi wo TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli..
Usne dusre ko jaga k kaha:"
Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar
aata hai..??
.
.
2nd:" Bahut sare sitare
.
1st:" Isse kya pata chalta hai..?? .
2nd:" Asmaan khubsurat hai..
.
.
1st:" Abey Newton ki aulad Tent
chori ho gaya hai.. 

Pehli baar

Manmohan singh subzi lene
gaye...
Subziwale se puchha: ""Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai..??""
.
.
.
Subziwala: Ab rulayega kya
pagle..?
Muft me lejaa..
Pehli baar aawaaz suni hai teri.

BRAIN

Girlfriend setting password
for her laptop with her
boyfriend sitting beside
her..
.
.
She types “BRAIN” as password
.
.
Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing
Because
.
.
.
.
.
Laptop replied: “TOO SMALL"...  

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Anti-Dengue Day in Attock

On the instructions of Chief Minister Punjab Muhammad Shahbaz Sharif, second Anti-Dengue Day was observed on August 18th 2013 in Attock city. A large number of students and teachers participated in a walk faom Jinah Hall to Fawara Chowk.

Aankh ....

Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine,
har janm sabko yahaan sachha pyaar kahaan milta hai,teri chaahat mein to umr bita li meine,
mujhko jaane kahaan ehsaas mere le jaayein,waqt ke haathon se ek nazm utha li meine,
ghere rehti hai mujhe ek anokhi khushbu,teri yaadon se har ek saans saja li meine,
jiske sheron ko woh sunke bahut roya tha,bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine...