Newton

2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat
ho gayi wo TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli..
Usne dusre ko jaga k kaha:"
Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar
aata hai..??
.
.
2nd:" Bahut sare sitare
.
1st:" Isse kya pata chalta hai..?? .
2nd:" Asmaan khubsurat hai..
.
.
1st:" Abey Newton ki aulad Tent
chori ho gaya hai.. 

Pehli baar

Manmohan singh subzi lene
gaye...
Subziwale se puchha: ""Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai..??""
.
.
.
Subziwala: Ab rulayega kya
pagle..?
Muft me lejaa..
Pehli baar aawaaz suni hai teri.

BRAIN

Girlfriend setting password
for her laptop with her
boyfriend sitting beside
her..
.
.
She types “BRAIN” as password
.
.
Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing
Because
.
.
.
.
.
Laptop replied: “TOO SMALL"...